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| Lamb of God needs to stick to growling, anything resembling clean just doesn't fit. That is all.
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| Alex made a sweet gameAlex, A squared, Ceepstron 9000 and myself were driving around, looking for the fight of our lives/finding out if restaurants were open and would cater to people with 9000 in their name when Alex brought up a super sweet sexy game. Basically, you take two superheroes/villains and combine them to see who can make the craziest creation.
My stupid powerful two heroes (one cup) was Flash/Martian Manhunter...which is actually just Martian Manhunter who can occassionally travel back in time to prevent his death...a more hilarious combination would be the Barry Allen Flash with Martian Manhunter because you wind up with two dead guys. Rape jokes galore.
A sweet villain/hero combo was Joker and Green Lantern...a weapon based on willpower in the hands of the Joker, need I say more?
Two villains...Doomsday/Darkseid, though neither really adds onto the other...so lets cheat and say Doomsday/Raven.
On that note, Hulk/Raven would be unstoppable...until Flash travels back in time and removes gamma rays from the world.
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| I don't know how it's come to this...again, but I'm fairly confident Sire Simpson and myself may have just started a new soviet union.
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| It was one month since I last postedThat's weird. In other news, nobody uses xanga. In even more other news...Weblog really = we blog, someone just forgot the space and it stuck. Spread the truth. Davey and I might be moving our wedding to may, Optimus has a pretty full schedule in March, also our shotguns are on back order. There are mice in my wall and I'm convinced the only way to get them out is through a series of intense wall smashings. Nobody else seems to support this so I've more or less adopted them into my family until they ultimately die of mouse cage fighting. I want to start a campaign that either involves murdering Frank Miller, getting a time machine to replace present Frank Miller with past Frank Miller who was still probably apeshit crazy but at least better with it, or just banning Frank Miller from being allowed to associate himself with any media outlet. One could make the arguement that he already has since his post Sin City work is the same fucking thing over and over, with the exception of 300 being Sin City with spears and a bit less sexism then you'd expect from Sin City made up for with additional cripple bashing.
Watchmen is including a subplot about an energy crisis. They should cut this out for more footage of Dr. Manhatan's blue dong. They're releasing a complete version of Advent Children at somepoint in the near distant future...I want to say March, I hope it's just twenty minutes of Tifa saying dilly dally shilly shally over and over again, but evidently it expands on Cloud vs. Septhster...maybe they dilly dally and shilly shally. Did I mention Frank Miller is fucking crazy? I still want to see the Spirit at somepoint, we should totally all do that because it's essentially just going to be Sin City with less Marv but more Samuel L Jackson. Hilarious racism is the best kind of racism.
X-mas China Taste run? I feel obliged given the would be Jewish status. Frost reads XKCD. Tranny strippers cost 100 dollars. Ceeps wants to do a Starcraft lan at somepoint, I feel as though this should be encouraged.
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| I don't mean to be racist, but if you're Indian (the dot dot kind, not the woolooloo kind) then do everyone a favor and don't try to speak, they're just going to make up whatever you tried to say anyway. Also, you probably aren't people and if there was a heaven, you'd be in a segregated, shittier area with crappy drinking water...but lots of tech support jobs for the people in real heaven.
On an added note, who wants to pick up that tradition of going to Denny's thanksgiving night...even though when we go it's technically Friday morning, but still. Better yet, who wants to start a new tradition of beating the shit out of homeless people with turkey legs?
Davey and I are going to be having a shotgun wedding March 22nd, leave the date open.
It's A squared's birthday Saturday.
Big Jordan and Sam would have the best kids ever.
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